stability:

I can’t wait until I’ve been married for like 20 years so I can slip my spouse a note telling them that I have a crush on them

(via bernbookk)

90stvqueen:

today i told my manager “just because i can handle anything doesn’t mean i should have to” and if that isn’t just the motto of my life

(via teenagerposts)

clowniconography:

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can’t “make up” hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was


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